Lancey

LANCEY LANCEY IM GHETTO AND IM FANCY MHMMM

I’m Lancey my hair nd my nails match my panties

by Dalingoudntkno614 August 10, 2023

Lanky captain

A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis

"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"

by TheYewt August 11, 2023

Lankybox

The literal definition of a Content Farm and the absolute epitome of garbage kids content on YouTube.

Lankybox's channel is almost perfectly designed to be a fucking cognitohazard to anyone above the age of 12, it is a physical challenge to scroll through the most recent videos of their channel without immediately wanting to click off so you can look at something that's actually worth your eyesight.

They capitalize purely off of taking anything that trends with children and shitting out hours upon hours of videos related to the trends.

Their thumbnails are also pure eye cancer as a result of this since they try to cram as much of the most recent trends as they possibly can.

Their videos often start with them immediately screeching in your ears about what they're going to do in the video while simultaneously rotting your eyes into mush with seizure inducing editing.

The rest of the video afterwards is usually just them doing something mildly related to the topic in some way or playing a random Roblox game accompanied with random zoomer humor sound effects and visually assaulting editing.

Do not even bother viewing anything related to Lankybox if you value your eyes.

Average Modern Father: "Hey son! Watcha watc-..."

8 Year Old iPad Kid: *Mindlessly drooling and staring into their screen as they watch a Lankybox Amazing Digital Circus video*
Average Modern Father: *sigh* "I fucking knew my wife getting our son an iPad was going to be the worst decision we've ever made"

by some doofus I guess December 13, 2023

LankyBox

If you are subscribed to them, you are already too far gone

LankyBox: "HEY GUYS WELCOME TO LANKY BOX" (or some shit like that I aren't braindead enough to watch them)
Me: "Go kill yourself"
LankyBox: "TODAY WE WILL BE WATCHING AMONG-US IN SKIBI"-
Me: Dusts my hands of and puts down the gun

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023

Lankybox kitchen

An absolute monstrosity made by lankybox and chuck e cheese.
Only available in America. My condolences to the Americans.
If you eat this food you will become a slave to lankybox
List of "food"
Shitty pan Pizza
Mac and feet cheese
Radioactive churros straight outta fallout
"Chicken" Wings
Salad that isnt healthy
Fries
Diabetes Cookies
Soft Drinks

DONT ORDER LANKYBOX KITCHEN

Person 1: LaNKyBoX KitChEn YUmmY

Person 2 lankybox kitchen gave me:
SARS-CoV-2
Seasonal influenza
Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)
Sexually transmitted infections
Shigellosis
Sindbis fever
Smallpox
Streptococcus pneumoniae
Swine-origin influenza
Syphilis
Syphilis, congenital
Tetanus
Tick-borne diseases
Tick-borne encephalitis (TBE)
Toscana virus infection
Toxoplasmosis, congenital
Trichinellosis
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tularaemia
Typhoid and paratyphoid fever
Vaccine-preventable diseases
Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD)
Varicella
Viral haemorrhagic fever
Viral hepatitis
West Nile virus infection
Whooping cough (pertussis)
Yellow fever
Yersiniosis
Zika virus disease
Zoonosis

by "DEMITRI" December 15, 2023

LankyBox

Hell.

Kid: Have you seen the new LankyBox video?
Normal Human: FUCK OFF KID LANKYBOX IS GARBAGE FUCK FUCK FUCK!

by Am I mentally stable? December 18, 2023

Lanky-Janky

Something you say when you have no other words for something exceptionally long, weird, nerdy, dubious, or unreliable.

Jeff: The Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug is a self-propelled german air defense system equipped with Roland 2 surface-to-air SAM missiles, such as the VT1s, all on a MAN 15t 8x8 KAT A1 truck.
Other classmates: did I ask?
Chad: Thats Lanky-Janky

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023