Kingon

Burger King aliens that steal your Star Trek cups

Yo man that kingon jewed me outta my cup

by Cpt_Kirk_ June 11, 2009

Kong Schlong

A cheap yet powerful energy drink sold by the European supermarket chain Lidl, it goes by the name of Kong Strong. Tastes like the oil you just drained out of your engine after a 100,000 mile road trip, mixed in with some low quality cocaine and blackcurrant flavouring. Do be careful however as this is not one substance you want to mess with. Drink too many and you'll find yourself shirtless, with your huge belly hanging out as you're nearing death on the bathroom floor of an Amsterdam Hotel. This drink literally makes you feel as though King Kong has done you nicely with his Schlong. So take care with the Kong, or you'll get the Schlong.

Hey man, have you tried some of this Kong Strong?

Are you stupid? Do you want to feel the Kong Schlong?

Oh jeez, I guess you're right.

by DonLykeB March 18, 2019

Kongka

A tall skinny boi

Did you see Kongka! He is so skinny

by Crispy00 January 11, 2020

KingofFifa

The slayer of the Lomboto brother Loic and Baba. The undisputed, undefeated lineal Fifa Champion. This handsome man will spell your full name out with the scoreline if you dare test him. The Fifa King is charming, well endowed, has size 12 feet and he will Granny you in front of your whole family if you even dare look at him the wrong way.

Ross is the kingofFifa. He slayed the Lomboto brothers with no remorse.

by John Macfudge February 11, 2020

konga kongie

This was the name of a dildo in the 80's. It was about 8 inches long and as big around as a soup can.

guy 1: Man I worked my girlfriend over with the konga kongie last night. guy 2: Did she like it? guy 1: She sure did.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

kongism

the religion of kevin hong

1: hey are you a kongist?
2: whats that?
1: the religion of kongism, you should join!

by kongist July 19, 2020

KingOfDireWolves

The guy everyone simps for, he has more than 100 girlfriends. He knows every physics and math topic in the world. He has infinite talents and he can do anything.

Girl : KingOfDireWolves ooh can I be your gf

by lolmanKiBeti November 23, 2021