Mitch Kelley

When a man/guy has a crazy obsession for another women/girl and looses all of his friends over this one obsession for a girl and the girl hates him in return.

Wow, my friend is being such a Mitch Kelley

by knoppixxx April 25, 2009

Hellen Kellered

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!

I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.

by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008

The Helen Keller

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, the guy puts both of his hands over her ears and pulls her as far onto his cock as possible (this works best with a guy who has a large bush and doesn't manscape). Then she can't hear anything, can't see anything, and essentially cannot speak coherently.

Yao gave Kari The Helen Keller and she couldn't see when Adam came in the room to watch.

by Beldar ND June 7, 2007

Keller

In Gaelic, "Keller" means "little companion"

That guy is a keller.

by GoGators22 December 10, 2018

Kellan

(Gaelic) A female warrior.

Did you see her playing lacrosse the other day? She is an absolute Kellan!

by Graham the Muse October 9, 2010

helen keller

verb.
When you're looking for something without any idea where it is... to figure something out without conventional help.

We're lost. Want to stop and ask for directions? Nah, I'll just Helen Keller my way there.

by PepperdineLex March 27, 2007

kelley

The definition of sexy, hott, gorgeous, the list goes on. Is one of the best and most amazing people you will ever meet and know. Can get downn on the dance floor, or just about anywhere else. And is far from a nerd or loser.

Damn, I wish I was a kelley.

by smartzz October 16, 2008