Kobe Bryant

'04 - '05 Season: 6 Assists Average, 27.6 points a game. Lakers finish with a 34 - 48 , miss the Playoffs

'05 - '06 Season: 4.5 Assist Average, 35.4 points a game. Lakers finish 45 - 37, make the playoffs

Hater: Kobe Bryant is such a ballhog

Me: If it helps his team win, then he SHOULD be a ballhog

by Geeter August 16, 2006

kobe

to jump over a moving vehicle

"I'm about to kobe this kid on his bike"

basketball cars jumping greatest lakers

by that dude rich November 9, 2010

kobe

1. The most amazing and talented person on your team or in your group. No sporting event is even attempted if a Kobe is absent. The level of chicks you meet instantly goes up if you have kobe as a friend.

2. The person you know who demands you work harder than you ever have in your life and treats you like crap if he thinks you're slacking.

1. We would've KILLED that team but they have a Kobe. Nobody could stop him.
2. You: Puking after a 10 mile run.

Kobe: stop puking bitch, we got 10 more miles!

by Black Ranger February 9, 2012

Kobee baby

When you nut in your girl from 3 feet away and she gets pregnant

Mom how was I born? Well son your father hit me with that Kobee baby and bam! 9 months later here you were

by Gogetatr12 June 22, 2015

KOBE

Something white people say when throwing a paper ball into a trash can

OOOOooooooOOOO! AAAAWWWW! KOBE!

by PingasMann December 14, 2018

Kobe

A really handsome man and lovable too a nice guy and helpful a loyal man a guy that will ride with you if you want to. A really fresh smells good breath doesn’t stink

Kobe is really hot.

by Curly headed Kobe January 17, 2019

Khobi

It's a person who likes s girl named Kyla and likes to be a simp

Love simp slave Khobi

by W Khobi January 17, 2023