Kangaroo Telescope

A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.

"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"

by 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒶 ♤ April 28, 2024

kangarooed

To get kicked out of something.

Stop cyber-bullying or get kangarooed from this chat.

Get your salt out of this party or be kangarooed.

by Covality July 1, 2017

literal kangaroo

A racial pejorative for Aussies used by Dave Rubin on Devils Advocate with Skylar Turden

A literal kangaroo would just run right in front of you!

by Just a normal young guy September 19, 2019

Kangaroo Style

when you're a midget and you climb in a women during sex. All it takes Is a smaller than average midget and a extremely over sized vagina.

See also: pouching

Vern is up there chillin' Kangaroo style...not a doubt in my mind

by Allyouseeistheheadstickjngouto June 1, 2018

kentucky kangaroo

When you’re banging a meth head and take her drugs so she kicks you off her

“Man I got kicked in the groin by that Kentucky kangaroo last night after I took her meth”

by The “Dumper” May 19, 2022

Literal kangaroo

A pejorative used against a indigenous Australians.

"Did you know in Australia they have literal kangaroos just running around."

by rogerol September 18, 2019

cuz kangaroos

A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either

a. stupid

or

b. the answerer does not want to answer the question

EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

by happykitten267 April 6, 2015