Junk Mouth

A term used in reference to that asshole Alan spitting lies. Like pure junk pouring from his mouth.

Alan: Yo I got that hotty last night to come back with me.

You: No you didn't, junk mouth.

by Jack_of_wades March 19, 2016

junk mail

Mans privates

I saw his junk mail

by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

facebook jinks

You and another person type the same thing at the same time on someones wall, status message, photo, note, or any other place you could make a comment.

joe blow's status message -

joe blow is kissing his girls happy spot

josh:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
John:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay

the above is a facebook jinks at which point normal jinks rules apply.

by Josh Curtis October 15, 2009

Sympathy Junk

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.

/u/Gloeee

I felt him getting kicked in the balls in my sympathy junk.

by Perm-suspended February 1, 2020

Greg Oden's junk

(verb) When someone sends you a text or email or calls you on the phone and uses the words Greg Oden's junk in a discrete manner.

(noun) What it sounds like.

He called me on the phone and Greg Oden's junked me before I could hang up on him.

by hrizerty April 27, 2011

Junk Shot

Punching somebody in the balls.

Dude, I just hit Steve with a gnarly junk shot...I think he started pissing blood.

by DickSauceJones May 27, 2010

too much junk in the trunk

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.

Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.

by PMax April 13, 2008