Jonny

A jerk-muffin-head who you think you can trust but it turns out he is a jerk-muffin-head and then goes and dumps you for a girl that he dates for two days and then breaks up with. Also, he may tell all your secrets and ruin your life so don't tell him any of your secrets.

girl1: hey how are you and jonny?
girl2: if you ever say that name again i will shoot a baby in the face.

by Lfe September 29, 2009

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Jerk.

Jonna is mean.

Yeah she is.

by jonnahater2 October 26, 2012

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Jonno

When someone is extremely scared or feels uncomfortable around gay people, not because they are homophobic, but because they are scared of catching the 'gay'. This is a very serious illness and should be taken seriously.

Some symptoms for this is when a 'jonno' see's a gooch, said 'jonno' will cringe and probably punch it. Hard. Also known as the gooch smooch.

You see that guy over there? He's a right Jonno, only plays with fanny also.

by pronger420 May 30, 2016

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Jonned

When you're laying there reading a novel, and a man comes up to you with an erection, forcing such erection in and out of your mouth in a thrusting-like motion.

I was winding down with a John Grisham novel and was Jonned halfway through chapter 9.

by 1800vagbags September 14, 2016

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jonny madson

has a moustach. known to some as... "hott jonny", "jonny autumn", "jonny approved", "honey", "dear", "the jonny", "father", "daddy", "jonny tsunami". has a pile of gum in his stomach. characterized as a foot long hot dog. has a sugar mama. freakishly tall and skinny. watches an obscene amount of movies. homeless. had sex with his ex's mom. loves camo. the uni-bomber. kills unicorns. has a snoring disorder. drinks like a camel.

"daddy, can we go to jamba juice today?"

by natalie and lindsey April 20, 2005

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