john is a term for a male or female that is a dull, pathetic, unfunny, sad person, he tries and tries, he wishes he had a girlfriend, he wishes he was smart, he wishes he was funny, he wishes he was happy, but he's just not smart enough to know how to do it.
1) jack we're trying to have fun, don't be such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john
by YourTypicalNerd May 18, 2019
Get the a johnmug. sweet, funny, cute smile, nice brown hair, very confusing, will lead you on, will talk you for a week and randomly stop talking to you out of no where. a liar.
by sweeeeethearrrrt November 24, 2010
Get the Johnmug. Most often spotted tending turtles or collecting mud. A John is super mysterious and, thus, everyone’s always curious. But a John often confuses simply because he’s always confused. Therefore, if you approach a John, walk slowly, it often takes a John longer to understand and comprehend seemingly simple things. Initially may seem like a jerk. Nevertheless, a John always means well, so don’t take his tourette-like exclamations personally.
by xCrossroadsx November 27, 2010
Get the Johnmug. He isn't the most attractive man in the world but he makes up for it in the bedroom/kitchen/couch. he has the one of the most beautiful eyes in the world. he doesn't lie nor does he dog the boys, but on the odd occasion he does doggy-style the ladies. he is a ladies man. he has the most charm ever. he has a huge dick. he is good at basketball, drawing and ladies.
by Janie22Janie November 7, 2016
Get the Johnmug. John is that nerdy/ socially awkward kid but has friends that talks about old memes and weird memes like dinosaurs or moths.
John stared at me when his was in the trees.
by Typed May 10, 2019
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by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022
Get the Johnmug. by Jj johnson J3317 February 15, 2018
Get the Johnmug.