Jesus

super hot and funny guy. will always put a smile on your face and does not always mow lawns... just sometimes when you pay good money.

no example of Jesus

by thegreatesteversteff January 1, 2017

Jesus

The guy that says he Jesus because that's his name. He's Mexican. Everyone calls him Jesus Christ

Everybody- Hey look! It's Mexican Jesus!!
Jesus- Bitch where

by Guy1715383 February 15, 2017

Jesus

Me

I am Jesus!!!

by Jesus_in_spanish May 28, 2018

Jesus

A neck bearded loser that came back from the dead to die again

Person1: woah is that Jesus

Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt

by U_r_B_a_D_k_I_d December 11, 2020

Jesus

Someone fortnite players needs.

Bruhhh my parents left me imma find jesus.

by Bankwood101 May 24, 2020

Jesus

A very fine ass man with a eh personality...can be J.Cole feelings andrandomly change to 21 savage

Jesus has a big dick

by Litassdude January 24, 2017

Jesus

A man who will save your ass when you die.

Don't be hate'n on Jesus cause he is going to save your ass one day.

by oconnell 09 September 16, 2006