Jeremy Syndrome

A disease condition where the diseased keeps saying something but no one listens to what is being said. Jeremy was the first person to be diagnosed with this syndrome and hence the name Jeremy Syndrome.

Friend 1: Hey I watched this movie yesterday...

Friend 2: Shall we go to pizza hut?

Friend 1: it's about this cool dude who is a rockstar...

Friend 3: Yeah..let's go..

Friend 1: ..There's this gal in the movie who's really really hot..

Friend 2: Hey Jake how much have you got on you?

Friend 3: I can spare 100 bucks..

Friend 1: It has this really cool ending where the rockstar is actually not a rockstar and the girl is a boy. It's the best twist I've seen in a movie...

Friend 2: Hey Jeremy, how much can you spare?

Friend 1 (a.k.a Jeremy): It's a really cool movie, you guys should watch it...

Friend 2: What movie?

Friend 1: The movie I have been telling you about!

Friend 3: You were? Sorry I wasn't listening..

Friend 2: Me neither...you've got Jeremy Syndrome man...go see a doctor...now how much can you spare?

by filabuster February 24, 2009

Squirting Jeremiah

When a girl ejaculates out of her vaginal canal on a windsheild of a car.

hey girl we can step outside and u can give my car a little squirting Jeremiah

by E to the Lijah June 10, 2010

Jeremy Nobler

Noun: The act of engulfing ostrich eggs using your vagina

i was at the zoo yesterday when i decided to jump in the Australia Exhibit and "Jeremy Nobler", it was orgasmic.

by 12$ December 15, 2009

jeremy martin

White man with little legs and long torso.

Man that guy is a Jeremy Martin.

by Taquito 2 June 23, 2015

Jeremy

the best friend you could ever have! Jeremy's are soft hearted but very cute..and can be a big gamer but behind that gaming mind there is a cute artist that can easily fall in love with you. its very easy to fall in love with a Jeremy. there the best person on earth. and very cute.. And has funny jokes. and does not laugh when you do weird stuff.

hey did you see that sweet heart!
yea he must be a Jeremy

by Skylord March 30, 2017

Jeremiah

From the bible in a slim thugish way

Thats a weeping priest. Straight Jeremiah

by Niquel May 13, 2005

Jeremy

Amazing but really hard to understand and needs to sort out his emotions because it’s driving me crazy and needs to tell me if he’s ever gonna take the risk and go out with me or not. Plz if you see this Jeremy, let me know before it’s too late.

Me: “So are we a thing or not?”
Jeremy: “idk are we?”
Me: “Do u want to be?”

by 260802kc February 13, 2018