Jewish Ten

Refers to the judging a womans looks on a scale of 1 to 10. A Jewish 10 is a 2 with 8 million Dollars.

Bo Derek is no longer a ten but she might be a Jewish ten.

by Reb Schmuel April 24, 2011

sacred jewish inch

The directional inverse correlation between the size of a jewish males bank account and the the size of his penis.

Well, he DID have reservations at Alain Ducasse... But when we got back to my place, I finally just faked it so I could go to sleep. He DEFINITELY had the curse of the sacred jewish inch.

by inconspicuouslyness December 2, 2009

Jewish Squeegee

The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.

Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.

by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009

Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"

Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!

by laserv September 10, 2011

Jewish Liver

The inability to drink excessive quantities of alcohol

Person 1: Hey Person 2, did you hear about Finkelstein at the Jason Derulo concert last Saturday?
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.

by JewChainz February 5, 2014

jericho

A Jericho is when you binge on Netflix and watch every season to a series of shows in the shortest time possible normally a week.

For example:

"I pulled a Jericho the other day watching breaking bad "
" yeah man same I watched all 7 seasons on sons of anarchy last week"

by dat guy1 September 21, 2016

jewish bankruptcy

Burning down your business for the insurance money

He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired

by Hugo TopsynKretts February 19, 2017