jazzy joaquin

well to pull a jazzy joaquin you open the assault with a seneaky sanchez then transition into a gas pump after ou have had enough fun and are about to ejaculate you switch to doggystyle quickly and go for about a minute then you either pull a hudini or a pearl necklace or a pearl necklace to go but if you are civalized suck as i am you preform either a sneaky turkish or settle for the classic superman she will love it.

i gave lauren the best jazzy joaquin last night she hasnt woken up yet.

by benito1234 October 28, 2007

jazzy-pinks

jackass of a person who has a serious problem to have the delusions of being famous tends to act like a total tony awsome and may be full of ones self

jazzy-pinks:im famous i was found on google hey ari

ari:what?
jazzy-pinks:im on google

ari:so am i

jazzy-pinks:u just mad cuz im so famous
(jazzy-pinks leaves)
ari:what a jazzy-pinks

by a.tilo March 27, 2011

Jayzizzle

To casually smoke a joint during the day, often between classes/meetings/etc to take off the pressure of everyday life

Nigga you wanna smoke a jayzizzle before your child custody case?

Fo sho

by MacMCDaddy December 10, 2012

jazzy sensation

An unusual sensation given during lovemaking/making out. It can involve objects or special techniques.

Mmm, mmm! What's that jazzy sensation?
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.

My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.

The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.

by TheGoyWonder February 20, 2013

jazzy trumpet

The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.

Suzy gave me a jazzy trumpet yesterday and it felt like she was trying to spit in my urethra.

by jimmies be rustled April 26, 2014

jayzaline

Jayzalines are smart and very talented they have lots of friends and don't back down they are very strong and fight no matter what the situation is

Jayzaline is thebest

by Ponyssuck January 20, 2016

Jaylying

The act of lying about a situation dealing with a female and trying to turn it on to a friend to seem innocent.

Man, this dude is Jaylying right now. We already know the truth on what's happening right now.

by Mysterion123 July 28, 2016