jaken

The ultimate smartest person you'll meet. The Queen of grammar. Someone who sometimes whispers to weird things like lightposts or smartie boxes.

"Shake your head jaken"

by you know October 31, 2004

Jaden Smith

When you are rich, cool, kind, stylish and great at rapping and singing but the public hates you for no reason.

Jessica: Why do they hate you?
Jordan: Because i'm cooler than them
Jessica: Damn i guess you got Jaden Smithed :(
Jordan: Dw i can beat their ass because i'm a Jaden Smith.

by OfficialJadrn January 10, 2021

Jaden

He is gay

Jaden is gay

by Mr dr apex 21 June 10, 2019

Jalen Rose

Jalen Rose is one of the best players in the NBA...he was the third best EVER, following Muggsy Bogues and Earl Boykins that is. Jalen was JUST traded yesterday and I'm pretty pissed, so is the rest of Toronto. He takes to many shots and he sucks on D, but he is a good guy.

YO Jalen Rose hit the game winning shot yesterday!!!! But he missed every one before it...:(...

by CRgetsBjorns February 4, 2006

Jalen

Yo why tf everyone roasting the fuck outta me?

“Jalen; A faggot piece of shit that loves sucking dick and wants to kill himself”

by High_Cashualties December 29, 2019

Japenese Rain Goggles

A man pees in a womans mouth, and then she spits it in his face.

Albert pissed in Kristys mouth, and she spit it back in his face giving him a Japenese Rain Goggles.

by davefister March 30, 2011

Jalena

jalena is a girl whose hot but bad she’s secretly a sex whore but is hard to find and hard to get she won’t sleep with u if she doesn’t catch on to u don’t make her mad or shit goes down beware from Jalena’s there a 3% chance u will ever find one..

Jalena was spotted in a tree

by coolboythatwritesfacts December 19, 2019