Jeff Method

When a girl shows interest in you, and instead of responding you simply ignore her, and leave for another continent.

This girl I wasn't into was all over me, so I just used the Jeff Method and up and left for Europe.

by Laleph May 16, 2010

Jaffed

Jaffed can literally replace any word you want.

I jaffed Johnny a fiver. I jaffed all over her. After that spliff I was so jaffed. That strike was a fucking jaffer by Robbie on Sunday.

by YungMilo January 23, 2017

up your jaffe

An unpleasant object shoved up places they do not belong.

Up your Jaffe, Jordan.

Jordan, I hope you shove that soccer ball up your Jaffe.

by Juday May 10, 2006

jeff gordon

The 2005 Daytona 500 winner and 4 time champion. He won 70 races, 3 Daytona 500's, and 4 Brickyard 400's. He has a lifetime contract with Hendrick Motorsports, meaning he's the best active driver out there today. People don't like him because his car has more value than their trailer home.

The best 3 alltime NASCAR Drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, and Jeff Gordon

by Joe C March 29, 2005

Jeffa

Epic and infectious.

that is so jeffa.

by stylestar February 8, 2010

Jeff

the absolute best human being on the planet. there is no competition, he simply is best in every way possible.

Jeff is the best wow i wish i were his girlfriend

HAHA NOOB IM HIS GIRLFRIEND, IDK WHY HE LIKES ME SO MUCH SINCE HE IS PERFECT BUT HES MINE AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

by Cam-ingo April 8, 2021

jefferson airplane

This is the greatest bane of all time. They make me feel great inside, you don't even need drugs.

Jefferson Airplane is the kick ass.

by Gabe May 13, 2005