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Jack Nicholson

One of the greatest and most respected actors in Hollywood, even when have played some crappy roles the fact that he is indeed an amazing actor can't be denied....also known for having a very weird personality, along with one of the scariest eyes on the industry.
person 1: The Shining was amazing
person 2: A flew over the cuckoo's nest was better....
person 1: Are you on Crack!?
by endemoniado March 24, 2005
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jack off day

A day that youself,or your friends take off from work/school(which day off from school is more likely)and devote that day to jacking off.
Bob: "Hey did you see where chris was today?"
Peter: "You didnt hear, He is having a jack off day."
Bob: "Boy I need one of those soon."
by Jack mehoff12312 January 3, 2009
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Jack Sparrow

A swashbuckling, manipulative pirate who sails the seas while destroying everyones plans and drinking rum. current crimes include, but are not limited to: impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England; arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. Interests include rum-drinking, sword-fighting, prostitutes, and the sea.
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "

"Can we pretend she is anything but a woman scorned, like which hell hath no?"

"You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? "

"Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"

"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "

"Why is the rum always gone?"

-Jack Sparrow
by kellancullen January 13, 2009
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Inglewood Jack

A maneveur used in hockey fights developed by youth hockey coach Jules Winnfield which involves grabbing the opposing player's jersey over his head and repeatedly punching him in the stomach.

The name comes from Jules' hometown, Inglewood, CA.
Did you hear about Dean McAmmond? He got Inglewood Jacked and is now out for the rest of the season.
by Defiled May 10, 2005
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Jackassing

the act of being stupid, immature, a dick, or a jackass.
1. hey man, stop jackassing and get your ass over here!

2. Mike: Paul is being such a jackass today.
Phil: Yea, somebody should tell him to stop jackassing around.
by mexicano9191 April 6, 2009
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jimmy jackass

offesive term that describes a flamboyant person who lacks a firm grip on reality

in mixed company "JJ" can be used
"Look at that guy! Swerving through rush hour traffic. While smoking and yakking away on the phone." "What a Jimmy Jackass!"
by Courvoisier T. Johannsen September 28, 2006
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Jack's Car

a pice of shit that has rust in it's body work, chairs replaced by wooden chairs and a chode on it's bonnet.
it's a debarcle
by HotHotJism April 23, 2004
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