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Joel McHale 

Charming and witty comedian from Seattle, Washington, Joel McHale is mostly famous for his hilarious hosting on the E! show, The Soup, making fun of diserving celebrities for the common person's enjoyment. If you don't at least get a chuckle from it, you're probably dead. So you might want to get that checked out. But before that, Joel was part of Almost Live!, a local sketch-comedy TV show in Seattle.

Apart from The Soup, Joel stars in the NBC show, Community playing a lawyer who has to go back to college after having his degree deem invalid by the State Bar. Really hilarious show and should be watched.

His major movie role was in The Informant! with Matt Damon playing FBI agent Robert Herndon.

Joel also tours the country (and once Australia) doing his stand up comedy act.
- Quick! Change it to The Soup! Joel McHale is on and makes my week so much better!

- We went to go see Joel McHale do stand up last night, man did my side fucking hurt!

- Joel McHale is the hottest albino man on the face of the earth! I just cannot resist his skinny ties, his humor, his tall frame and his huge hands! And we all know what huge hands mean...!
Joel McHale by NOTjoel'sSLUT September 22, 2009
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Joel Osteen 

A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.

He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.
"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."
Joel Osteen by Roudydogg1 March 23, 2019
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Joel Kanitz 

The adorable clean-living vocalist for This Century. From AZ. Used to do screamo in a band called Waste of Day. Loving father of Skylar (cat) and Cooper (dog). Looks mighty fine in a Pikachu costume. Artistic - he designed the album cover, logo and posters for Sound of Fire. Religious. Has an eargasmic voice and an extremely attractive face that makes the angels sing.
Joel Kanitz is thisclose to perfection.

Joel Heyman 

A Joel Heyman is an insanely confusing individual, resorting to mere grunts and screams to communicate. A Joel Heyman is easily calmed by large quantities of Trail Mix and cookies. Joel Heyman feeds on the souls of those smarter then he, and on many occasions has sucked the soul out of President George Bush.
Guy 1: That guy is soooo mean and stupid!
Guy 2: He's totally a Joel Heyman
Joel Heyman by RTFan1990 October 26, 2011

Joel Zimmerman

The real name of popular electronic music producer and performer deadmau5.
Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5 is one of the most popular techno artists right now.
Joel Zimmerman by Rellik Uzi August 12, 2010
Joel Ward is an NHL player who plays for the Washington caps. He is the all around best player in the NHL and he fucks at least 2 bitches every night, and he is the currently the leading jersey seller of all the NHL players.
John: how many bitches do you think Joel Ward got tonight?
Mike: oh id say at least 17
joel ward by joelward69 July 6, 2011

Joel Berghult 

Joel Berghult, an awesome human being, has a YouTube Channel called RoomieOfficial, about music, where he compares different songs using his expertise. He is very funny and was in Pewdiepie’s music video for Congratulations. He is also be very talented.
You wish you were Joel Berghult!

Joel is Swedish 🇸🇪 Woohoo
Joel Berghult by Mrs. Urie69 February 9, 2021