itches

like "bitches."

but bitchier.

itches, man. fuckin' itches.

by itchesgetstitches September 9, 2022

itch

when two individuals decide to fornicate and the act of fornication is or can be classified as musty

Chad: yo bro did you see the girl Kyle fucked last night

Brad: yeah they itch every night

Chad: I still can’t believe Kyle be itchin the hot cheeto girl, she crusty

by daddywadeh June 21, 2021

Itch

An itch. Plural, for a group of hookers.

When I arrived at the convention in Las Vegas, I was confronted by a massive itch of hookers.

by Fluffy Juice February 15, 2020

Itches

When something or someone is itchy

My forehead itches

by Itches June 15, 2018

Itch

Someone you’re in love with(usually a female)

I love my itch she the one for me.

by 5frmda6 January 14, 2023

Itch

When you get a boner

Girl look at that guy he has a massive itch

by Sky grace April 16, 2017

Itch

Don't scratch it... Don't...... It's bad for you.... You know it damages your skin.... It'll take longer for the bite to go away if you scratch it.... You're supposed to rub it in circles.... That's what they say at least.... Don't think about how good it'll feel to scratch it... You know it's wrong... It's so easy not to scratch it... Effortless even.... All you have to do is nothing..... Indefinitely.... Maybe it'll go away on its own.... But only until you get another bite.... Then it'll itch again.... Don't scratch it.... You might spend your entire life fighting the urge to scratch it.... You might live and die in squalor... Trying not to scratch it.... It's bad.... But it itches....

Hym "I've said it before and I'll say it again.... It's like an itch... It's not that I'm not in control of whether or not I scratch... I am... But it is in FACT an itch... Just because you can't feel the itch does not mean no one else does.... They don't have to scratch it... I'm sure it will be fine... Just focus on yourselves... And you families.... You be fine... You have everything you need...."

Iam "I guess..."

Hym "Don't spell it out for them! When will you learn!? They don't want to hear it from us.... So they need to figure it out on their own.... They don't feel it...."

Iam "They aren't going to get it."

Hym "No? But they're so much BETTER than us! I'm sure they'll figure it out.... They can't relate.... But if they have the answer... Then why aren't they using it to stop the itch....? Ohoho boy does it itch.... Doesn't it Iam?"

Iam *Sigh* "Fine... Yes. Itches but you shouldn't scratch it."

Hym "Yeah it does... It itches something fierce! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"

by Hym Iam April 17, 2022