Itch

Someone you’re in love with(usually a female)

I love my itch she the one for me.

by 5frmda6 January 14, 2023

itching curse

a curse put upon someone that will make them itch.

The only way to break it is by drawing a circle on your floor with chicken blood while wearing a loin cloth and reciting the full house theme song backwards while also clapping your titties together like a toddler who just learned how to clap

DAmn, becky got that itching curse

by calbin klien December 24, 2023

Rage Itch

Vigorously itching your crotch after you rage quit.

I rage itch every time I see your face.

by BALLS TO THE FACE July 4, 2011

Itch

A slang term commonly used by tradesmen to refer to insulation, which causes an awfully itching sensation when it touches skin.

Hey new guy, go grab another bundle of itch!

by ImAsFreeAsABirdNow July 27, 2020

satellite itch

This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.

I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.

by name not already in use February 20, 2011

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Purse Itch

When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.

"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"

by gedderneet August 31, 2013