Creamy Italian

Jizz, Cum, Sperm, White Stuff, Cream.

Coined on Weeds.

The Stuff Expelled when you masterbate.
See Also: Choking The Chicken, Spanking The Monkey,

Uncle: Okay so an alternative would be to use a tissue. Clean, effective, and gets up all that Creamy Italian. But it can stick to your Dick Head like a fucking Band-Aid.

by Rx420 June 4, 2009

Old Italian

Latin

English is based on Old Italian, spoken in the Roman Empire.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover April 20, 2019

Italian Choke Hold

When a gweedo dips a strap on dildo in marinara sauce and then continues to choke his victim with it.

Damn, Vinny really gave Jenny an Italian choke hold.

by The Big BEENJAMMIN January 21, 2011

italian stallion

another name for Rocky (Sylvester Stalone).

"In this corner Rocky, The Italian Stallion!"
"And in this corner MRRRRRRR. T!"

by KillaKan September 16, 2005

Italia

The proper way to say "Italy" in Italian. American born Italians call it that because they're proud of their 20% of Italian blood but they don't speak Italian and want to feel important because the American soccer team sucks balls. Full blood Italians, however, can say it but it get's annoying. Just call it Italy.

Pete: Long live Italia! FORZA ITALIA!

Dave: Dude you're just as German as you are Italian

Pete: I'm proud to be Italian dude

Dave: Just because they won the world cup?

Pete: No, my pride goes way back

Dave: Do you speak Italian?

Pete: No....

Dave: Shut the fuck up then... and your last name is Smith

Pete: You just don't understand my pride.

Dave: Asshat.

by davless August 24, 2006

Italian dinner jacket

A sleevless T shirt also known as a wife beater or guinea tee.

Uncle tony's all dressed up in his Italian dinner jacket for sunday gravy.

by garand March 21, 2011

Italian Job Search

The act of asking friends and family for employment instead of going through traditional job searching channels.

Tony asked me if I know anyone in construction -- he's doing an Italian job search.

by bravesfan222 October 6, 2012