Honk Shoe

1.Refers to the noise made when you are sleeping or as in a cartoon character sleeping. This word is said when you become impatient with someone or something meaning you are "sleeping" because they/it is taking way longer than you are willing to wait and you fell "alseep" while in waiting.
2. Essentially means HURRY UP
HONK SHOE BROHAM!! The concert starts in 10 minutes and you are still getting dressed!?
by 90 Dollar Free Tan January 22, 2009
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pair of shoes

Someone who is irrelevant or horrific at a certain game or activity
Doso: How is Rick in pool?
Jim: Man, he ain't nothing but a pair of shoes. Don't sweat it.
by kcardoso92 May 03, 2013
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kleenex shoes

A nod to last night's episode of "The Office."

A pair of shoes made out of kleenex boxes that a man wears when he's missing his only pair of shoes.
Scott: What was up with Alfred's shoes? Were those kleenex?

David: No, they were kleenex shoes!

Scott: What the hell are those?

David: They're something Alfred turns to when he loses his shoes. At least he's wearing shoes, right?

Scott: Right!
by Alfred Miller October 09, 2009
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Clown Shoe

Pejorative phrase. Indicates that a person, thing, or activity is ridiculous; a joke; not worthy of respect; silly; excessive; gaudy; exaggerated for the sake of comedic or dramatic effect; lacking nuance or depth; trite; cliche; stereotypical or oversimplified concept or idea.

Plural: Clown Shoes.

Origin: Shoes worn by clowns, usually brightly colored with a bulbous toe region, are made to elicit a cheap laugh; superficial effect;
Compared to the Playstation 3, the Nintendo Wii is a clown shoe.
by F.T.B. June 17, 2008
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shoe wedgie

when you pull a string near the bottom of someone's shoe so hard they have to bend down to fix it and unlace their entire shoe and then relace it.
he pulled the string at the bottom of his shoe and gave him a wicked bad shoe wedgie.
by tfishisahwesome May 18, 2009
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shoe bitch

male submissive who gets sexual pleasure from serving women's feet and shoes. Being a shoe bitch implies that some woman tacitly or actively goes along with this. Which means that there are probably more would-be shoe bitches than actual practising ones. Favourite shoes are usually fetishy - heels and patent leather etc., but real shoe bitches get off equally on Converse trainers or skate shoes.
Hannah: are you my shoe bitch, sweetie?
Rob (looking up from kissing Hannah's Converse): I love serving your feet and your shoes, darling Lady Hannah.
by lickytongue April 30, 2008
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