Chum

A dry mixture of dead skin, hair, bacteria, fungi, yeast and viruses found on shavers, combs, brushes, derma rollers and other cosmetic tools. Has been found to be associated with acne, blemishes, ingrown hair, razor bumps, dandruff and conjunctivitis.

I have dirty chum on my razor. I need to clean the chum off of my razor.

by Chum Master April 10, 2025

Chooba La Chum Glob

A phrase commonly used by the Aquafina Waterbottle with human legs. The term was first coined at a concert with Weird Al and a big fat man, as well as a big frog. Jack Kucharski is unintelligent.

Funny and Smart Guy: "Chooba La Chum Glob!"
Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!"
Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."

by chumglobharold March 19, 2024

Chum Bucket

The restaurant owned by Plankton, the main antagonist of Spongebob Squarepants. Plankton is always at Mr. Krabs, the owner of his main rival restaurant the Krusty Krab's, throat, trying to steal Mr. Krabs's secret formula that allows him to make such delicious burgers.

The Chum Bucket is the Krusty Krab's main rival.

by PhxMfwa August 12, 2017

Bum Chums

A group of men that are homies and all hangout. They do cool stuff like jerk each other off and drink. A group of tight knit niggas

You know bert is a bum chum? Yeah he is a crazy nigga and is definitely apart of the bum chums.

by Jimmy Winthorpe November 10, 2020

Chumming

When a person gambles a good amount of money on a slot machine which in theory makes the machine ready for a big win for the next person who plays on the machine.

Oh I have to get on that machine when Bernice gets off of it. She been chumming that machine for the last hour, it's gotta win!

by N8Stylo February 18, 2024

Chum

Chums, chums are viel

You discussing chum I will kill you!

by fooladoo February 9, 2021

chum

Something said only by British dumbasses or the stupid fucks who live in England. It is a compliment to the British and an insult to all normal people

Ugly ass British piece of shit bitch: oi mate how ya doin chum?!😁
Dope ass American guy: shut the fuck up don't call me that. dick wipe. fucking cum cloth.

by yuh boy cokenuts face January 23, 2022