Alert the Internet

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."

(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here

by Keshicus June 1, 2010

low interest light

n. If humans came equipped with dashboards, this would be the indicator light that shows you have no interest in a given activity.

I need you to attend tomorrow's weekly meeting for me; my low interest light just came on.

by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007

Internet Pussy

Children that try to act tough on the internet

That Gunner Kid Is A Real Internet Pussy.

by Anomalee October 24, 2008

Internet moderator

Moderator of internet forums, usually sad, lonely and ginger. Likes to cause arguements and think they are really really good by being smart on the internet. Unaware that most people don't actually give a shit. See internet nerd and sad cunt.

Jeff: Bit of polish sir?

forum user: Er, no thanks.

Jeff: But you said before that you want a bit of polish, look here in this forum page I saved off you 29 years ago.

forum user: And?

Jeff: Ahahahaha, I own you.

forum user: Yes, indeed you do. Quite!

Jeff: I can twist your words and strike fear into any man on de net.

forum user: Jesus Christ. Get a life you sad cunt.

Jeff: Hahahahaha OWNED! I are internet moderator.

forum user: Righto, enough of this sad plonker. Moff to the bar.

Jeff: Hahahahahha think twice.

Hacked person: Yeah yeah, carry on you fruit cake.

by Snake breeder December 21, 2010

Vagina of the Internet

Myspace.com
"A place for friends."

Everybody craves the Vagina of the Internet, for affirmation of their (wo)manhood.

by someone who is here June 11, 2006

Special Interest

Some autistic people have a very strong and passionate interest in something that can last for several years, known as a Special Interest or SPIN for short.

His presentation to the class was about his special interest, paleontology.

by kinstagramspy September 9, 2021

the internet

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

no example

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004