Instrument.

1. A tool used to make music.

1.1.Any condiment.
2. A tool used to torture people.
3. A tool or implement, especially one for precision work.

1: How many of you have played musical instruments before?
2: Do instruments of torture count?
1: No.
3: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
1: No, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument, either.

by pseud0nym12470 April 14, 2023

Instrumentsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to instruments.

The man came out as instrumentsexual and smashed his violin

by snusandsnuff June 1, 2023

intro egg

the first egg you hit on the pan to start cooking

i banged the intro egg on the pan to start cooking

by masonthemissile June 19, 2023

Introduced her to my toilet

An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.

I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.

by colloquial June 20, 2023

introducted

An abduction in order to meet someone.

At university I had was introducted to a runaway who'd stolen my watch now working for us.

by Skews Me June 23, 2023

Instruction manual

Speaking of which, have you seen that video of Reagan from the 60s? Where he outlines the rhetoric used by the "communist actors?" It's crazy. You should check it out.

Hym "It's like an instruction manual! He outlines the rhetoric the communists are going to use. He says 'They will come under the guise of "Anti-fascist" ' and-so-on-and-so-forth and it very much parallels the current political discourse. You have the religious baseline
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And then you have Reagan's instructions regarding a counter-narrative which is (word-for-word) the current left-wing position
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And this play on a loop in the media. No real discourse occurs. Reconciliation is impossible. But don't worry about. Just work hard and be friendly. Its just this:
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Except at in incline. It just does that forever. The negative feedback loop. That's what I mean when I say 'negative feedback loop' and they LITERALLY televised the instruction manual for the creation of the loop everyone to see and then they lobotomized anyone who didn't sit in the feedback loop and wait patiently for death. That's the REAL reason they like Regan (The conservatives). He created the feedback loop that keeps their LITERAL narcissistic psychopath God safe forever! You can't keep it safe from me. I'll get to it."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

instructabling

When the construction of something is so fabulous you just die ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

Good luck and happy instructabling!!!

by garttartt August 8, 2023