ear licking

The act of licking someone's ear.
I love ear licking in my hentai
by ThisAin'tMyRealName February 07, 2016
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spaniels ears

She's got a right pair of spaniels ears there.
by Dave February 05, 2003
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Ear hustling

Listining to someone else's conversation to get some information.
I was at the store ear hustling and heard that Ruth is having James's baby not John's.
by Uncle Nate January 19, 2008
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Ear Hustler

Someone who eavesdrops (usually in an office setting) and uses the information gathered to their advantage, often to the detriment of others.
My co-worker Bruce feels totally threatened by me. He listens in when I'm on the phone with my man and he told our boss that I was making personal calls at work. That ear hustler wants my job! He even told our supervisor that I'm planning to call in sick tomorrow.
by L Boogie in the BK August 17, 2009
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ear funk

The nasty aroma you can smell when someone with large gauged earlobes forgets to clean his jewlery for days at a time, allowing dead skin, dried sweat, and any styling products to build up and make a creamy white-yellowish belly button, toe-jam smelling substance.
Earlier today I leaned in to tell Andrew a secret, and I swear he had the nastiest ear funk going on.
by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 26, 2009
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Ear Condom

A symbolic way to say cover your ears or don't listen. Just as a condom prevents STDs and pregnancy, an "ear condom" protects you from getting verbally hurt.
by Quzu May 10, 2011
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ear pollution

Very similar to noise pollution; ear pollution is generally regarded as music that is audible to a listener who's taste in musical genres differs greatly from the music currently playing.

For example, a metal song (such as by Anthrax or Metallica) playing within earshot of a listener of adult contemporary or country western music playing rather loudly when the listener is a metalhead would be considered by that listener as ear pollution.
Turn that gosh darn-diddly-arn ear pollution down willya?!? I'm trying to get some Kenny Rogers in over here!!!
by Telephony January 21, 2016
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