wild vagina

A totally random vagina observed in the wild, by accident. Very rare.

There was a very drunk girl at the bar last night who wasn't wearing any underwear. She fell down and I saw my first wild vagina...

by Puntilla September 3, 2017

Mme Wild

Mme Wild is a swaggy teacher, she loves pinecones and when we say french words wrong. She is a cool kisd. Swaggy swag swag. If your name is Mme Wild..... have fun getting bullied by grade 8s.

"Mme Wild is cool"

by Clover04 June 17, 2021

wild cake

A woman defined as a cake which engages in a variety of sexual acts nearing on the extreme side

She has perused most fetishes . She's quite a wild cake .

by Yasir001 March 2, 2017

Wild Deuces

To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.

Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."

by Arthur Drood October 5, 2016

wild pooing

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.

Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.

by lizziebbad June 7, 2013

wild turkey

The act of displaying one's testicles outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey's beard. Complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.

The party was pretty lame until Brad busted out a wild turkey.

by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006

wild cat

a small purple rodent, aka pussy

"my college mascot is a wildcat"

by Trish November 8, 2002