hypocrispy

hypo - "under"
+
crispy
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undercooked

"This bacon is raw" "The technical term is hypocrispy"

by baconman94 January 14, 2010

Hypocrite

Donald Trump

Wow Donald Trump doesn't like the language in Jay Z's music but he swears all the time, he's such a hypocrite !

by AngelFluffy123 January 22, 2017

Hypocrite

A word used for someone who disagrees r argues with what they just said. Also a word my friend uses that gets on my nerves >=.

G. Bush- do you like handjobs?

harold- yes

G. Bush- do you like giving handjobs?

harold- no

G. Bush- then your pretty hypocrite yourself, so shut the fuck up.

by Anton M. May 26, 2008

Hypocrisy

Where one person bugs the fuck out when their ex-partner is hanging out (& hooking up) with a new partner..with kicks to the nuts & punches to the face..., followed by make-up sex and promises of a future together...,,, but soon after goes gold digging... looking for any fool to buy her a house and take her on dates (while she has her multiple baby-daddies look after her kids)...

My kid's mum is a fucking class A example of hypocrisy.

by BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahCunt December 2, 2013

Hypocrite

Someone who preaches one thing while doing the opposite

David Cameron is a fecking hypocrite
Nick Clegg is a total hypocrite

The Conservative Party, The Liberal Democrat/Conservative Coalition are hypocrites

by The Earl of Disco March 8, 2011

Hypocrite

A person not willing to take their half of the responsibilities, when splitting a job.

He was such a hypocrite, we agreed to work for Bill, but he won't do his share.

by slinky85 November 23, 2011

Hypocrite

A black guy who calls any and all folks of europeon descent crackers in their company, then tells them they can't say certain words is a hypocrite. Not all groups of Europeons were slaveowners, watch what you say to and around people if you want them to watch what they are saying, simple. Calling all Europeons cracker is as ignorant as any word you tell them they can't call you.

Its one sided to tell a group of people not to use certain words, but that its okay for you to talk shit to them. You're as much of a hypocrite as anybody when you do that.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2019