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faiths husband

faiths husband drinks beer (i think lol idk)his name is cj and he cares alot about faith,loves her,get true hard times togheter and so on
faiths husband cares alot about her
by Amazing_Starlight December 23, 2017
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husband issues

When a fan of a series (usually a woman) is too afraid to do anything that might offend another fan's fictional husband.
Emma: Oh my gosh. Nico is so hot.

Kate: You know he's gay, right?

Emma: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? NICO LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID, SHUT UP!

And that's how Kate's husband issues began.
by dkeowksjddj March 21, 2017
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Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)
Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
by a person better than you December 29, 2020
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Husband

by Kaiglizzy January 14, 2021
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Mail order husband

A mail ordered to be married from a another country
Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you
by 459395 March 28, 2023
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husband size

when your partner think that your d is the perfect size to be their husband
jone: « my day was nice thanks »

clara: « did you know that you have an husband size? »
by whichusernamhasntbeentakenyet January 14, 2022
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Female husband

**a female husband doesn't mean a woman who does the job rather than the man that a common misunderstanding of what it actually means**

back when gay marriage (or being gay in general) was a frowned upon thing and you were consider to be "the devil faggot slutty whore" lesbian did something to go around this, is when a woman (living as a man) marries another woman, now back than there was no way to actually tell someone gender other than just by looking at them or ID and back than it was super easy to get away with things,

now the phrase female husband doesn't just mean woman to woman (although it kinda does)
it could be a male trans or just a lesbian, (fun fact this was actually illegal even if your partner knew)

There were plenty of cases although giving an example would be super boring, like are you that curious just to find out that most people either cried or didn't really fucking care? if you really want an example go to wiki which is how I got most of my info,

this term was popular In 1746 by a book by the same name (Female husband)
Sarah= psttt hey Mary did you hear about Karl and susie?
Mary= no what?
Sarah= turns out karl was a woman this entire time! they got married together! what a bunch of fags!
Mary= was Karl a Female husband?
Sarah= YES
by Zalo_r October 27, 2025
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