zebra hunting

When a drunk, married or otherwise taken female is lured away from her friends by some hyena like men who prey on wounded zebras, the ladies must go out in a group to hunt her down, ward off the hyenas, and bring her back to the safety of the herd.

We went out for Jill's birthday party and she got so drunk that we had to do a lot of zebra hunting!

by japner July 18, 2009

house hunting

The act of shooting yard pests who are killing trees, damaging property, or inhabiting parts of your home and/or eaves, e.g., squirrels, red bellied woodpeckers, or mice.

That fucking woodpecker was drilling my fence so I had to do some house hunting. Those high fps pellet guns really get it done.

by aseelu November 22, 2010

chink hunting

Smelling out a chink capturing and then banishing back to its natural land , habitat . you must deoderize before though

Come on ryan lets go chink hunting , ill smell them out and you can capture , bring the nett and your lynxx

by Jeremybo August 21, 2009

Hunting Knife

A penis, often in an erect state.

"The young huntsman unsheathed his hunting knife and placed it against the butcher's steel, ready to be sharpened."

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

Cat Hunting

Cat hunting is generally a from of road hunting practiced by drunken white rednecks. It is a game, in witch the goal is to kill as many cats as possible, while at the same time attempting to consume a entire case of keystone to yourself. The scoreing is standard one point a cat, unless you manage to kill one with your bare hands. a veteran cat hunter will have Sever scaring on their hands and forearms, from attempted "hand kills." Points are lost when the police are called. The weapons usualy vary by location, the the more urban and high class the more stealth is required, the more rual or trashy the hunting ground becomes less discrete wepons are requred. The general order of weapons is, blowguns, a 22, then a 12 gage shotgun.

I had to go to the doctor after cat hunting last week.
I am so drunk! Lets go cat hunting, who can still drive?
No officer we were not cat hunting.
Karl went out cat hunting last week and got a hand kill on a HUGE cat! it made Joe and Doug record books.
I went cat hunting with a blowgun last night, and it took 23 darts to kill that beast.

by Commie Killer March 28, 2009

coon hunting

what rednecks in virginia say when they go out looking to beat a niggers ass

hey jonny u sure did miss some fine coon hunting last night, u missed me stompin' that niggers jaw into the pavement

by brokewhiteboi92 November 21, 2010

Hunting Billy Mays

When you are bored and aimlessly flipping through channels, searching for something attention grabbing and exciting, such as a Billy Mays informercial.

"What did you do last night, meng?"
"Pffft, nada, I was hunting billy mays"

by cbelmontes April 27, 2009