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works like a hose

Performs the desired task very effectively.
This duct tape "works like a hose" at stopping the leak.
by Joe Fuller January 11, 2009
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Hose Me Down

A term used when a girl wants to get cum all over her face and tits by 3 or more men at the same time. After having a cock in her ass mouth and vagina she yells HOSE ME DOWN while the men ejaculate all over her.
Hey that cute guy with the tight ass over there and his friends are fucking hot. I am gunna have them Hose Me Down later on my face and tits.
by GD MCDs April 16, 2009
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Oklahoma Fire Hose

The act of throwing up into one's butt hole while giving them a rim job (the eating out one's butt hole) and then eating the puke out
Yo dawg tanks fo' dat outta site oklahoma fire hose it really hit da' spot!
by Off-Road Don December 18, 2010
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Fecal Fire Hose

a sexual position so devious, you need drew baby do bring a villas fire hose and put in your splatter master, thus allowing you to make boo boo and he can use that stank to spray where he pleases.

for example; the dog, josh, etc.
me: drew, can you do me a favor?
drewbaby: not the fecal fire hose again...
me: oh yeahhhhhhh
drew: kitty soft
by DrewBaby December 18, 2007
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Wisconsin Water Hose

A Wisconsin Water Hose occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind and she starts to shit diarrhea; you then cover her anus with the index finger making shit squirt out similar to a water hose.
Mallory had indian food and while getting pounded she started to shit diarrhea, so Daniel gave her a "Wisconsin Water Hose".
by n00bicle January 12, 2012
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Bloody Fire Hose

the end result when your girlfriend insists on sex a few hours after a prostate biopsy has been performed on you.
She made me fuck her 4 hours after my prostate biopsy. When I came blood shot out so I jumped back & let it go, it was swinging around pumping out cum & blood like a Bloody Fire Hose.
by Bitchy Girlfriend May 28, 2011
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hang up the hose

I've had my fun old mate, I think it's time for me to hang up the hose
by Mr triller July 27, 2017
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