hogwash

when one refers to their penis as a "hog" and have to give it a cleaning.

Wow its been hot as hell outside and i've been getting really sweaty. i think its time for a good ol' hogwash.

by fireburnsppl March 15, 2019

Hogwartssexual

A person who is physically or/and mentally attracted to Hogwarts or to any of the Harry Potter characters who attended the wizarding school of Hogwarts. Because they are all so damn hot.

Hello, my name is Rob and I identify as a Hogwartssexual.

by lafufu February 14, 2021

hawkesbury Hogan

i luv u hawkesbury

hawkesbury hogan is so cool

by HawkesburyLover101 September 19, 2021

hogwash

A hogwash is a trip to the restroom lasting for upwards of four to six hours. Usually larger people experience hogwash more often than smaller folk.

Our woodshop teacher has been out for a whole week and we have that really old really dumb substitute. Man, that was one long hogwash!

by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 12, 2006

Hogwarts

A sexually transmitted disease that one gets from having sex with a pig.

I went to my cousin's farm and got HOGWARTS when i got freaky with his pig.

by Mick77 June 29, 2011

Hogarth

To quickly inhale a large volume of vapor and/or smoke in a super-human fashion.

1. Don't Hogarth that bag, man!

2. Dude, you totally Hogarthed that shit! Load up another bag...

by Volcano Lover August 30, 2010

Hogan Clause

When someone won't agree to do something unless they know for sure that the outcome will be how they want it. (they're not willing to take a risk)

"mike won't ask out that girl unless he knows she likes him"

by OriginalCricket March 9, 2004