street hockey relationship

An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. This on-again/off-again pattern of behavior is very similar to the “Game on!” “Game off!” nature of a street hockey match. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.

“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”

by mducrane March 27, 2011

prawn hacker

A person who purposely does foul and obscene things to their friends chinese food.

P1-Yo man these prawn crackers taste great
P2- Yeh they should man just spotted the prawn hackers licking each one

by prawn hacker wacker October 3, 2011

Throat Hockey

Slang term for making out. Rarely used.

Dude, Isaiah left early to go play some throat hockey with his gf.

by Silentjoe February 20, 2017

Meat hooker

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.

Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!

by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020

fruit hockey

A game played between male friends. Players take their dicks and wack them at their opponents balls.

Ashton, quick trying to play fruit hockey with me, this is why I bought you a dildo!

by lildog776 November 17, 2022

Oh heckers!

A word coined by Husnaa, later made popular by an amazing, charming unnamed individual who spread the word to many authors. It quite literally means hectic but the houghton version

Person 1: “My parents just met up in an accident and died instantly”

Person 2: “Oh heckers! I’m sorry let me take you out to nando’s to feel better”

by Ac_2404 January 19, 2023

two cent hooker

1. someone who is dressed in a way that makes others perceive them as a prostitute/slut/whore.
2. from Jersey Shore
3. pronounced with Jersey accent. sounds like "two cent hooka!"

Kristen: Dayumm! I saw that girl's vagina when she was walking in front of me up the stairs! Her dress was so short!
Sarah: OMG yeah I saw her! She was lookin like a two cent hooker fo sho!

by guess i got mah swagga back November 17, 2011