heterobisexual

A person who is confused about their sexuality. They think they are gay, bisexual and straight. It can also be used for someone in between gay and bisexual, and also straight and bisexual.

Johnny: Hey bobby, I think im gay, but I love girls and I know Im not bi.

Bobby: Dood, your heterobisexual!

by squirrelccr April 21, 2010

heterocurious

A homosexual with a nagging interest in switching back to straight-hood. At this juncture in their life, the individual is approximately 60% gay, 40% straight.

Did you see Big Gay Bruce check out the rack on that waitress? I'm worried he's heterocurious.

by Whitmore & Roth January 20, 2011

heaters

When playing beer pong and making two shots in a row, a.k.a "heating up"

Alan: Holy shit Briana you just made two shots in a row!
Briana: HEEEEEEAAATERS (heaters) *raises hands up and shrugs shoulders*

by Mr. Ragerrrrrrrrr July 25, 2011

Heteroflexible

A person who identifies as heterosexual except when they have thier mouth on the genitailia of a member of the same sex.

His true sexual attraction is to women but on occasion, when he finds a cock in his mouth, he's heteroflexible.

by Ms. Natasja August 7, 2003

heteroflexible

someone who does not consider themselves bisexual because they do not date people of both sexes but still thinks people from both sexes are attractive and may or may not engage in sexual activities with said person

jane:i made out with that chick in bio last night

hannah:whoa i didnt know you were bi

jane: im not im heteroflexible

by anotherboredchickonline November 21, 2009

mad hatter

An extremely ugly person, usually of Middle Eastern descent, with a large nose who is totally mad and likely to blow your ass up with some jihad shit.

Osama bin Laden is one mad hatter ass motherfucker!

by panda, the holy warrior October 20, 2006

Hatter

A really old guy who drives a sedan about 15-20 MPH below the speed limit, and does so while wearing a fedora hat.

Every time I try to get somewhere in a hurry, I get stuck behind some hatter who can barely see over the steering wheel!

by Hot_East February 6, 2009