Herp

When something very bad happens, or when something happens that pisses you off. Origin: Texas
Derived from the word "Herpies"

Person1: "Dude I went to go get the kill
and he was out."

Person2:..."Herp"

by Praetorian March 30, 2004

Herp-a-Derp

A woman who is cute but dumb; Herp: Cute girl; Derp: Dumb

GF: Umm... Derp. Let's go to the mall.

L: Kevin your girlfiend is a Herp-a-Derp....
K: No she isn't.

by Koowhipfluke October 26, 2010

herpagonosyphilaids

Coined by my old roommate, the term refers to the simultaneous contraction of humankind's most popular/common Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

That guy I banged last night was so skeezy, he for SURE gave me herpagonosyphilaids!

by Kate78 August 29, 2007

Herpalurk

Herpes given to a lurker in any chat, forum, or blog.

LURKER: *lurks*
HALEY: OMG YOU'VE GOT HERPALURK!!

by AmazingTasticals January 9, 2011

herpafauna

When a gay friend pokes you in the ass when he thinks you aren't looking, but really actually hopes that you see him.

Grass "Hey look at my macbook" *Pokes your ass*
Friend "Ouch, wtf was that?"
Grass "Sorry that was my cat! Definitely not me."
Friend "Are you trying herpafauna on me?"
Grass "Wtf is that?"

by Guinea_saurus May 29, 2011

herpaghonacrabasphyilaids

This is a term used to describe a man/woman who sleeps around alot and may have contracted one or more STD's.

Guys did you hear Whitney just slept with Charlie? That is the 12th guy this week, I bet that bitch has herpaghonacrabasphyilaids.

by pittypat24 August 3, 2011

Herdyn

Czech streamer (Also known as "The Czech PewDiePie"), entertainer and influencer, who is getting banned from twitch every month for some stupid shit he does.

Also a bad LoL player and a sucker in Fortnite

Me: "Herdyn is banned again!"
Friend: "What did he do now?"
Me: "He drank a galon of milk on stream."
Friend: "Classical Herdyn"

by MercyCZ May 20, 2018