H.harmony

H.Harmony is an instagrammer who runs into walls, drinks Monster energy and is just plain stupid.

I wish i was as dumb as H.harmony

by Clairerobyno3 September 19, 2017

duel harmonica

Two sexual partners lips running up and down the shaft of a penis at the same time

These two girls went down on me and gave me a duel harmonica

by Sillypills January 4, 2018

Lipstick Harmonica

When you’re going down on a girl on her period and it tastes like iron.

“babe, you on your period? It tastes like a lipstick harmonica”

by Iliterallycannothearyou January 22, 2018

Gagging Harmonica

The act of nutting on a girl’s tits and then motorboating them immediately after. When the man’s lips meet the woman’s breasts, the resulting sound will be that of a harmonica as the man simultaneously gags on his own beat juice.

Tyrant: Dude I was playing my guitar and harmonica last night. I love jamming, it’s my passion.

The Boss: Bro I was jamming too. I performed a Gagging Harmonica last night. I splooged on my wife’s tits and then proceeded to play “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. I made it about a minute before I started gagging on my Spunk.

Tyrant: Bro we should perform a duet. I love piano man!

by Stoney69 April 17, 2019

john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match

I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon

by Jojwjwjejej August 26, 2019

Chocolate Harmony

Two black men rubbing their bare butt cheeks together to make a rhythmic sound. Often used as the melodies of Beethoven’s symphony. Originated in the Congo of Africa where big black men would do this as a sign of dominance.

“Do you remember when we watched those black men make beautiful chocolate harmony in the local trailer park?”
“Awww yeah I beat my meat to the sound of that every night.”

by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019

J'hasmyn

Doesn't like confrontation. Will fight anyone who come for her friends/family. Hilarious and kind of annoying haha. Will SPAM YOUR SC. Loves people and welcoming new people. Very sweet but has a bad side that no one wants to be on. Huggable and the crack head of the group. Great sense of music and style, and she's not like everyone else. She is way different. Even weird but that's ok. :) She will speak her mind, say what she wants to.

Bro, J'hasmyn is so funny!!
Yeah. Such a crackhead.

by Lov(s)er January 8, 2021