hammered shit

1. A mind, physical, or combination of both, state that is the result of over indulging and lack of sleep during a night out. 2. A state that may occur when violently ill, possibly because of definition 1., or a legitimate illness. 3. A state that may occur after the “shit hammered” stage (see shit hammered).

A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.

After Jason spent all night drinking and spending time in the arms of a promiscuous woman, he realised that he had nothing to look forward to at work accept a day of feeling like hammered shit.

by Jason Foster February 24, 2005

Fart Hammer

The act of passing gas on a girl as she gives a guy oral sex.

I hate that chick, but I'd give nail her with the fart hammer.

by Bob Madigan January 12, 2004

Oily hammer

Sexual move in which a male pulls out his penis after anal sex and performs a mushroom stamp (hammers dick on partner's forehead) leaving an oily stamp.

JJ: Dude what's the deal with joey's forehead?
Adrian: oh he got an oily hammer from jackson last night.

by blizard29 May 8, 2009

Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.

Did you see the news today?

Fuck the news.

Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?

by Sodomy boy June 28, 2010

3 guys 1 hammer

3 Guys 1 Hammer is the actual horrific footage of the “Dnepropetrovsk maniacs” brutally murdering an innocent, defenceless man. The video was filmed by one of the 19 year olds on his mobile phone. It shows the 45 year old victim lying on his back in a wooded area suddenly being struck repeatedly in the face with a hammer held inside a plastic bag. The man’s face is completely bloodied and mashed beyond recognition however he continues to breathe and even raises his arms. One of the murderers then continually jabs the man in the stomach area and face with a screwdriver. The victim is then struck with the hammer again to ensure that he is dead. One of the murderers can also be seen smiling towards the camera in the video. The guys involved killed a total of 21 random, innocent people and are serving life in prison.

You can’t even describe how sick the guys from 3 Guys 1 Hammer are.

by Scarell May 25, 2010

Hammerdog

To consume or complete a large task.

Dude, are we going to Hammerdog the rest of this keg? Or, we Hammerdogged the crap out of the other team.

by The Oddsmaker February 12, 2009

Hammered Dammit

1. a description of one feeling extreme effects of a hangover

2. the feeling of being entirely too wasted

3. a horrid physical appearance

4. a smell, or taste resembling that of death itself

1. "I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT!! I should have stopped after that sixth irish carbomb last night"

2. "I don't know what you put in this, but now I feel like HAMMERED DAMMIT"

3. "christ dude, your sister used to be so hot! now she looks like HAMMERED DAMMIT."

4. "oh shit, check the date on that milk... it tastes like HAMMERED DAMMIT!"

by Raw-Raw October 4, 2009