w'happen

West indian slang word for 'Hi' 'Hey' or 'How are you', Literally an abreviation of 'whats happenning?'

"W'happen me breadren?" "W'happen bredder? cha, me nah see yah fi long time bwoy!" or from a man to a lady you wish to get to know better "W'happen baby? come 'ere naw, me's a sweet bwoy yah nah" W'happen gal? yuh look ready fi flex!!!"

by The Duke of Windsor June 11, 2006

not supposed to happen

a situation where you really want to do something, so you do it, all the while /knowing its not supposed to happen. Usually understood by both parties. One or both parties participate in the i dont remember that night game.

EX: shit man, that was just... not supposed to happen

by yourfaceklkl February 9, 2010

Happenis

When you have a very happy penis.

“what happened to my penis, it was so happy. Im no longer experiencing happenis."

by Verlaine Stain June 27, 2014

see what had happen was...

This is how you know some one is lying.

See what had happen was....

by Jay Da Great September 28, 2008

Halpert

Only the most beautiful human being you'll ever meet. This amazing green-eyed Uruguayan guy is probably the cutest, most intelligent person ever. He'll teach you new things everyday and will always make you laugh. He gives the best hugs that make you feel safe and warm. He has the freaking best taste in music and is so knowledgeable. He will constantly blow you away with his complex mind and his ability to think deeper than anyone else. He is the kindest, most caring person who always wants to help others. He's the type to relax and watch movies with under a blanket AND the type to go out traveling and trying new things with. His will-power to do what makes him happy shows he'll definitely be going places in life. He especially loves to crunk and grunk. His amazing snuggling skills and taking hints (if you know what I mean) will always leave you missing him when he's not around. You'll be the luckiest person if you can find yourself a Halpert.

"I met the most amazing guy in the world today"
"Oh, do you mean you met a Halpert??"

by Itsbeesly October 3, 2017

dats what happens

a phrase utilized to indicate the cause-and-effect and/or obvious nature of a particular event or gangster circumstance.

guy 1: "yo dawg, my girl has been steppin' out. yo."
guy 2: "dats what happens when she be permiscuous. yo!"

by kire123 November 23, 2009

Untitled (how could this happen to me)

Untitled (how could this happen to me) is Simple Plans latest single. Possibly the worst attempt at a song EVER. A shitty ballad with terrible vocals & a poor attempt at a guitar solo.
Also, whats with the 'How could this to me' title? The songs meant to be untitled!

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
*random people rip ears out to escape the song*
*teenies start dancing*
*a mule kicks a random person in the groin*

Untitled (how could this happen to me) is a real shit song.

by poopawhacka October 23, 2005