gomper

(n.) According to bisto gravy, a woman who looks like a 50 year old man. Ugly.

Look, she's even got man boobs!


That's my mother.....



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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Gromp

The speculated sound made by the triceratops.

Coined and popularized by the webcomic "Laika & Qubit."

When asked if he would like a chimichanga Mr. Triceratops replied, "Gromp."

by Danger Zona May 17, 2011

glomph

the affectionate act of eating another person.

* nick1 glomphs nick2

by asdf December 6, 2003

glomph

The act of devouring an underaged girl, a small animal, or feces.

The mating call of a Marachan.

Derek glomphs Alisa and her dog Missy every morning.

If Big Joe yells "glomph," run as fast as you can!

by Mario Rogic February 19, 2003

Glomping

A sexual act of a mysterious nature, to glomp rather than to romp

person 1 : hey, what you doing?
person 2 : I'm glomping

by Other guy May 9, 2011

glomp

To put ones mouth over the nose of someone and lick, suck or blow upon it.

She glomped her girlfriend, causing her to giggle madly.

by Isabella Moon June 11, 2006

Glomp

the sound the girl makes when she sucks your dick, kinda sounds like gargling and it sounds like a popping noise. the whole motion is called a glomp

Ricky: dat gurl be glompin me

by puppetinjection April 17, 2009