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greasy hooters 

When a girl lays on her back and lubes up her breasts and a man slides his penis between them for pleasure. When the female holds her breasts closer together it becomes more pleasurable. The stuffed greasy hooter is when the female opens her mouth and sucks the penis as it rubs between her breasts.
That new chick you are banging its fat dude!

I know, but her tits are huge, so I'm hoping she'll give me some greasy hooters.
greasy hooters by shelb87 January 2, 2009
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Greasy night 

To fastidulously stick to all prevailing laws and rules during a social event.
My colleagues are going to take a short break from working to eat, and they should have a Greasy Night to avoid getting into any trouble.
Greasy night by Javid-19 May 7, 2022

Greasy Rosita 

Like a Greasy Sanchez except when a girl wipes the sweat from her snatch on a guys upper lip.
Amelia gave him a Greasy Rosita and he spent all day licking his upper lip!
Greasy Rosita by jackie June 10, 2003

Greasy Jane

N; When one fills a waterballoon with highly liquid fecies after having ingested large quantites of mexican food. One then throws this waterballoon onto one's intended target, thus giving unto that person place or thing a "Greasy Jane." A Greasy Jane tends to contain highly acidic deuce, that the target will not only be shocked that they are covered in said deuce, but they will also experience a burning sensation.
I gave that bitch a Greasy Jane out of my fuckin' hotel room window.
Greasy Jane by John June 30, 2004

Greasy Wombat

When two or more people coerce an especially dirty, stinky, hairy hobo (male or female) into having sex in which the hobo is vomited and shit on (particularly the face and genital areas) by persons who consume nothing but greasy, spicy food and then continue to fuck every orifice possible. The spicy food creates burning sensations in sensitive areas. Additionally, the hobo will eat the bodily ejections because they have no other food source.
"Was thinking about finding hobo Steve to give him a greasy wombat for his birthday. You wanna come with?"
"A what?"
"You don't even want to know..."
Greasy Wombat by tahonbass September 5, 2009

greasy cock fart 

Slang term for sperm, can also be used as an insult
greasy cock fart by Sam-K January 29, 2007

greasy salamander 

when you are so disgusting that you start referring to yourself as a greasy salamander
“dude i haven’t showered in 3 days and i feel like a greasy salamander
“that’s freaking disgusting