Glopblocker

A person at work that stops you for meaningless conversation when you're on your way to the can to deuce.

"Man, I was totally doing the poo-dance while Cheryl was talking to me about her stupid dogs."
"She's a real glopblocker."

by AKAStavros October 29, 2009

Gloopyness

any excess of flub on the body that jiggles when prodded

Hey! Stop poking me you're jiggling my gloopyness!

by Ke Ca December 15, 2004

Glimp

When you masterbait to the point when your dick turn red

Jim “I’m going to go glimp”
Other Jim “well that’s fucking disgusting”

by Glimper March 27, 2019

Glomps

a plural or verbally affectionate hug.

what you egg?
*he glomps him*

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA January 4, 2019

gloomph

n.
1.)A combination of the word glue, and the sound of someone being tackled- oomph. In essence, tackling someone with a hug and gluing yoruself to them gleefully.

2.)The sound that a frog makes in a certain camp song.

1.)After hearing the good news, the girl gloomphed onto her best friend.

Person 1- "OMG!OMG! I just won an award!!" *gloomph*
Person 2- AUGH! Get off of me! can't- breath- suffocating!
Person 1- That's ok! I'm soo happyyy!

by xanthicmoonlight November 16, 2005

ghomp

The talent of a good story-teller. Comes from the sound a jaw makes when hitting the ground after an incredible story has been told. One usually acquires ghomp through the excessive use of swag.

"I better turn my ghomp on for the essay we're writing tomorrow"

by CKJJ April 29, 2010

Gloopdorp

A special number represented by the yen symbol. Used in COD clan tags.

I am "No.¥" (¥=Gloopdorp)

by Pvt Tayl0r May 25, 2010