Cum Goggles

When you do a facial to a girl while she's wearing glasses.

Dude, I jizzed all over her face while she was wearing her cum goggles!

by Fed Ex Pope July 6, 2003

beer goggles

An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.

dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.

by PK811 August 6, 2006

Wash U Goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to Washington University in St. Louis. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale. So the ugly girls suddenly look attractive.

When Michael arrived at Wash U he couldn't function without his Wash U Goggles.

by Sir BB June 5, 2011

persian goggles

a dude puts his balls over a girls eyes, while she gives him a rim job

i gave a persian goggles last night

by carolinesucksdick October 15, 2010

babboon goggles

A male lays a female down on her back with her head laying over the edge of the bed. She takes his penis into her mouth. When his scrotum sac covers her eyes, she has: baboon goggles.

"I was over at Tommy's house lats night, and he totally gave me babboon goggles."

by Mr.TheReal September 9, 2006

toggle goggles

The goggles Horace Grant would use when he plays basketball.

Brandon - "I'm really fat and suck at basketball"
Jeff - "Maybe you should use Horace Grant's Toggle Goggles"

by jephrey maltas August 11, 2006

goo-goggles

To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.

I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.

by Jeff Bisow April 2, 2008