Jr: “look at the dumbass ni66a”
503yah: “you mean a glock ahh”
Jr: *starts hitting give me head top dance*
503yah: “you mean a glock ahh”
Jr: *starts hitting give me head top dance*
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"I gave my girl a fizzy pop cock glock last night and now the bed sheets, walls, and my self esteem are soaked with coke".
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Get the fizzy pop cock glock mug.A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.
During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps
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