Glitch in The Matrix

Hiring Keanau Reeves to play the lead role

The only glitch in the Matrix is the lack of acting on the part of the main character

by Jonesys November 9, 2004

glitch

a very broad term meaning cool and awesome.
to describe something cool and awesome (glitchy)

Sam: "I got some new headphones, they're glitchy."

by The smart brunette June 5, 2009

glitchinate

To cause/exploit a bug in a video game.

Dude, I drove into the stands by glitchinating Gran Turismo.

by anamous January 20, 2005

Gliss

The state of mind when you wake up to a joint and a blow job that results in a glistening penis and a blissful state of mind.

Q. How are you this morning.

A. I am in a state of gliss.

by longrider October 18, 2012

Glitch

The word glitch is a mix of two words- ugly and bitch. So if you call someone a glitch you are calling them an ugly bitch.

That glitch stole my money.

by Somechildontheinternet January 8, 2017

glit

short for glue and shit.

a meal or casserole of unknown ingredients.

consistancy of glue and shit

honey this meal tastes like glit!

by wearegolem August 27, 2003

glitch

London slang north side
see bump
could also be susbstituted for 'how gay is that'

: 'my mum won't let me come blaze tonight'
:'what a glitch dude'

by Judge Fudge January 2, 2005