general beaver paddle

a stripping army man who has a mullet

dan's stage name is general beaver paddle; it suits him well.

by crazycowgirl May 20, 2005

General Burnside

Someone who is a general and has lots of sideburns.

Ooh, Damn! That man called General Burnside has noice sideburns!!

by Die_In_A_Hole May 28, 2020

Surgeon General's Breakfast

An entire bottle of NyQuil followed by a pack of Lucky Strikes and choice of heavy machinery.

Don't park your car there because Steve had the Surgeon General's Breakfast this morning.

by krtbnsn May 28, 2010

12th general order

Walk my post flank my flank take no shit from any other rank.

What's the most important general order. The 12th General order

by Zcross95 August 30, 2016

the floor general

someone who is insanely sick (good) at chinese poker; is able to pull out of tight situations by whipping out hands that an average player would not have expected to have seen

that asian kid that i know, he's a floor general

by the floor general July 6, 2005

ass general

The highest rank which can be achieved in the US Ass Service. The top officer which supervises all Ass Pirates, Admirals, Bandits, and Rangers. To achieve this status one must be highly skilled in Ass Navigation, Strategy, and Warfare. Also has a 2 slot cabinet for his Ass Advisors.

Vin Diesel finally made it to full blown Ass General. He appointed Tom Cruise to his Ass Advisor position.

by Big Mikey J 1979 June 11, 2006

little generals in the genitals

A euphemism for semen/sperm.

See sperm and/or semen

The little generals in the genitals fulfilled their active duty tour...on her face last night.

by RM3435 September 2, 2010