ib goggles 

Similar to beer goggles, only in this case it pertains to the International Baccalaureate program in high school. Someone you never would have been attracted to while in "normal kid school" starts to look pretty good...

Sara: "OMG Did you hear that Suzi and David are going out now!?!?"

Erin: "Wait, you mean the Suzi who models and the David who's face is covered in acne and is taking IB Physics HL and IB Chemistry HL? Must be the IB goggles."

ib goggles by s12 January 18, 2009

Jew-goggles 

1.Usually grown when with only Jews for an extensive amount of time (i.e Jew camp). Jew goggles make you think someone of the opposite sex is more attractive than they really are by comparison to the other Jews around them.
2.Finding someone more attractive than they really are solely because they are Jewish.

1. Carmi:Was the guy you hooked-up with hot?
Sam: Nah, he was ugly as shit
Carmi: Why did you hook-up with him?
Sam: I had my jew-goggles on

2. Rachel: That guy is nasty
Ani: He's Jewish
Rachel: I bet he's actually cute this is probably bad lighting
Ani: There you go putting on your jew-goggles again

Jew-goggles by Sharmalarma March 17, 2009

small town goggles

if you grow up in a small town, and since the number of available women is lower, the standards are also lower in women.

-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."

-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"

-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."

-city man - "That explains it..."

small town goggles by and by April 18, 2009

liberty goggles 

A condition similar to beer goggles that libertarians suffer from. One is said to be wearing "liberty goggles" when a person magically becomes more attractive when one finds out they are a fellow liberty lover.

I met this really great girls at Mises University last week. I don't remember if she was hot or if I was just wearing my liberty goggles.

liberty goggles by libertydude August 8, 2011

German Goggles 

1.A man covering both of the female's eyes with his testicles.

I just put German goggles on her.

German Goggles by Patrick February 7, 2005

indian goggles 

The act of placing your (chocolate starfish) in the middle of someone's forhead & laying your balls over their eyes.

Amy loves it when Charlie gives her a special treat & lets her wear his indian goggles.

indian goggles by Rachel S from Phoenix March 2, 2004

indian eye goggles 

Verb: sexual act where a man places his balls over the eyes of his partner, followed by sitting on their forehead with the hopes of marking it with a dot between the eyes to resemble a Hindu dot. Bitches.

I heard you gave Karen a pair of Indian eye goggles last night. Nice.

indian eye goggles by yinzer84 July 26, 2014