dass funk

the funk from a males dick and ass area when he has not taken a shower for a few days.
After not taking a shower for a week and banging that random chick from the bar last night I had major dass funk this morning when I woke up for work.
by Steven Hammerhead August 28, 2009
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trunk funk

1. The female equivalent of swamp ass.

2. The layer of sweat, slime, etc. that accumulates in a woman's ass crack on a hot summer's day.

3. A sweaty condition existing in a woman's ass region. Amplified during exertion and in particularly hot and humid weather.
I normally like to eat out an ass, but after she got back from the gym she had some nasty trunk funk going on so I went with the stinky pinky instead.
by Darnydb July 19, 2010
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Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.
"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!
by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003
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Taking a funk

Dude, if coach asks where I’m at, tell him I’m taking a funk.
by Bob Joe 69 September 03, 2019
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Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn
"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"
by TMB June 17, 2003
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Funk rubber

A person who insists upon rubbing their funk on everything as a means of feeling powerful and/or important.
My boss is such a funk rubber - always getting involved but contributing nothing.
by Suffering in silence February 06, 2014
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keepin it funk

I'm really not trynna wait in this line keepin it funk.. trynna go somewhere else?
by Whitelashes March 31, 2017
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