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buy the fucking dip

To purchase a stock or commodity during a price decline. Became popular during the post-housing bubble quantitative easing trend, where stocks were guaranteed to rise until a new dawn of American capitalism magically occurred or, alternatively, the money supply exploded resulting in uncontrollable inflation.
Investor 1: Dude, did you see that silver prices went down? What's with that?
Investor 2: Buy the dip. The Bernank will make sure that all prices are rising.
Investor 1: What?
Investor 2: Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot.
by Cocomaan March 14, 2011
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fucking

adj. - Placed before anything to emphasize the fact that you are mad or you are an 8 year old who thinks its cool to cuss in every sentence.

verb - Another way of saying you are having sex.
adj. - "Hey Tyrone pass me my fucking water."
verb - "I'm going to stop fucking my cat because it really hurts.
by handydandyman October 13, 2016
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stupid fucking bitch

worse than a bitch, and a stupid person,

because their stupidity and bitchy-ness fills you up with enough fury to combine both words with "fucking"

Usually a slut.
Wow, look at the stupid fucking bitch, sucking my boyfriends dick.
by nothingswhatitseems August 9, 2012
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fucking weeb

what weebs say to other weebs
by horseboy222 May 16, 2019
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fuckin fuck

Someone who doesn't know how to drive on the road or freeway.
Get the fuck outta the way you fuckin fuck!
by Cin January 7, 2004
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Fucking piece of shit

A part of a whole: as anything comprising of a unit that you dislike very much.
I hate working on that car, everything he owns is such a "Fucking piece of shit"!
by digger183 January 13, 2010
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this fucking guy

A statement expressed in a pissed off tone to a person whose action(s) has caused great anger due to his idiotic attempt at gaining attention
"This fucking guy! Comes to my house and eats all my food, then leaves."
by Legion36963 March 7, 2012
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