Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises

LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!

by MR. 99 go dumness November 09, 2007

The Frog is coming

When you have a pet frog and it escapes from its enclosure to kill you in your sleep

"Bro screw the fog is coming, we all know the real danger is the frog is coming

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming March 16, 2022

Frog Honk

To grab a man by his balls, in a gentle yet assertive way.

Yo dude, I'm going to frog honk the shit out of you.

That guy over there has been frog honking himself all day long.

What a fucking frog honker.

by DirtySockPirate December 25, 2022

Frog-hit

When you hit the weed so hard you cough and burp causing your eyes and mouth to look like a frog.

that weed hit me so hard, i basically frog-hit it.

by 4h35620345 December 09, 2019

Tuna-Frogging

When someone decapitates a stuffed frog plush toy, fills it with tuna, re-attaches the head, and then puts it in the back seat of your car to let it rot.

Dude, Zach Tuna-Frogged me last night.

What the fuck is Tuna-Frogging?

by Kevbotthelezbot June 10, 2013

frogging around

A folksy, polite way of saying “farting around”.

We were just frogging around all afternoon with nothing to do.

by Kherj December 28, 2020

Frog Money

The money that is left in a secret place, usually under a decorative outdoor frog, although can be anywhere the drug dealer says to put it.

Don’t forget to get your frog money before you go to MaShawns. She is a high class whore with expensive taste. .

by BlondeSkurch June 29, 2019