Fred Shit

When someone does something so ostensibly stupid that it calls into question the person's IQ, often producing hilarious results.

Did you see Tom hit that dude's car earlier, despite having seen it right before his eyes the whole time? I guess he's on his Fred Shit today.

by Fpstoast January 11, 2023

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Sexy Fred

Someone that is named Freddie, Sexy Fred's are usually pretty handsome and is kind loving for his partner. Sexy Fred's are also usually pretty nice and caring for the people around him. Sexy Fred"s also take you to New York on a friday.

Dude my BestFreind's new nickname is Sexy Fred
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Someone named Freddie

by SexyFredMaker January 27, 2022

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fred flintstoning

Walking around with a whole ham while wearing a long tshirt and no pants. May substitute half rack of ribs or leg of mutton if necessary. See also shirtdicking.

Got kicked outta honey baked ham for Fred flintstoning at the display case.

by S0lidSnak3 September 13, 2021

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Filthy Fred

The act of using a meat of choice and violently sticking it up the bartender’s anus

Tyrone: Oh no! Hes doing the Filthy Fred on the bartender!

by Chicken Nugget Flipper November 24, 2021

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Naughty Fred

The Naughty Fred is a ritual where one keen Manchester United fan continuously bets on Fred to score in all of his fixtures. This ritual is often described as idiotic and absurd, however, can provide great monetary rewards to those willing to take on this risky yet rewarding journey.

I won £500 on Naughty Fred this year!

by The Jomies March 3, 2023

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Fred Figglehorn

Fred Figglehorn, youtube celeb. Lucas acts like a (5-year old) kid who is kindergarten, but actually Lucas is fourteen. Lucas started out making videos with his two cousins, Jon and Katie. There youtube channel is JKL Productions. Fred Figglehorn has a high pitched squeaky voice and talks extremly fast. To do this, im sure Lucas edits his video speed and sound ajustments. Fred has a crush on another kindergarten girl whos name is Judy. Jusy dosent like Fred though and she send him messages on her Zipit expressing how much she hates him. Fred hates Kevin, in many of his videos he declairs his despise for Kevin. Fred is the number one most subscribed all time on youtube. Recently Fred has guest starred on the show ICarly. His fame is reaching high levels, and it all started with youtube.

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girl: omg, Fred Figglehorn is so funny!
boy: i know! i watched all of his videos today!
girl: ive seen all of them too.
boy: ahhh! i bought a Fred shirt! I bet you dont have a Fred shirt. ha ha.
girl: i actually have one in each color.
boy: oh thats hackin awesome!
girl: dont say hackin, thats Fred's word!

by Fred Fanatic March 25, 2009

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