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Freshmanophobic

An extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to high school freshmen
Andrea won’t answer texts from freshman because she’s freshmanophobic.
by Miranda Gallio March 28, 2020
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Freshman Brain

A term that encompasses the deficit in emotional awareness often exhibited by college freshmen compared to most upperclassmen. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: crippling insecurities that require massive reassurance to quell; flaking repeatedly; early onset "what are we" talk; lovebombing; colossal mood swings. Prepare for a rollercoaster.

Exact numbers are unknown, but it is suspected at least 30 college credits (studio art not included) are required to mature beyond Freshman Brain.
Example 1:
"Yo man are you still talking to Anna?"

"Nah man.. I couldn't handle the Freshman Brain."

Example 2:
"Bro. Maddie wants me to tell her who I hook up with though she and I aren't exclusive."

"Yeah that's crazy. Freshman Brain."
by BrainLads February 1, 2022
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Freddy Gleghorn Moment

He just got 30 percent in a test, what a Freddy Gleghorn moment
by Isaac Thomas March 17, 2022
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Anderton fresh

When you look like both predator and prey.
Wow you’re looking anderton fresh today.
by Tayz April 3, 2019
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Young, Willing & Fresh

An Albanian man (pseudo Greek) who stalks women over the age of 18 and try his ways with them.......................even the Priests are so pissed off with him that they turf him out of the churches.
Dimitris G: Pater Pater Pater..................Young, Willing & Fresh!!!
Priest: You sick Albanian Shit, why would you say such things...............please stop coming to church to annoy me.
by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022
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Get Off Scot-Free

Getting off scot-free refers to someone getting away without payment, either monetary or otherwise. In fact in modern usage, it often refers to suspects who are not convicted of a crime. If a person feels that the suspect should have been convicted, he might say, “That guy is getting off scot-free.” Often the term is confused with the frugality that is occasionally attributed to the Scottish. Actually, the term scot predates old Gaelic that would have been spoken by the Scots. In fact the word has its origins in Scandinavian language and probably descends to the English language via Anglo-Saxon.
To get off scot-free implies evasion, purposeful or otherwise of the dues one is supposed to pay. It is frequently an annoyance to others if people duck out of paying what everyone else must pay. This is especially the case if the scot of a bar tab is avoided, since everyone else will have to pay extra to make up for the person getting off scot-free.
by Dancing with Fire December 19, 2010
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Phantom Freak

An approach used by males in a nightclub when attempting to dance with a member of the opposite sex. The male scans the room and chooses a single, unsuspecting female whom he wishes to dance with. Usually, the chosen female is dancing with her female friends in a circle. She is also fairly attractive and out of his league. He then makes his way through the crowd, and as he reaches a certain proximity to his target, begins dancing. He slowly dances his way toward the chosen female, being as inconspicuous as possible. The female doesn't notice the male, and continues dancing with her friends. With the female's back still turned to him, the male makes a sudden, swift motion and begins to dance with the female, usually in a grinding or freaking manner. The success rate of this technique is very low, due to the lack of communication between the male and female prior to engaging in the dance. Thus, the technique often results in a shocked female turning around and to her dismay, seeing the drunken idiot that's trying to dance with her. At this point, the female only gives him dirty looks or even a slap in the face, and along with her friends, retreat to another region of the nightclub. The process then repeats from the beginning, until the nightclub closes.
Rain: Check it out dude, that guy is trying to pull a Phantom Freak on Lindsey!

Paolo: Dude, that guy has been Phantom Freaking every girl in this club!

Rain: Too bad it's never going to work. He fails!
by big train October 8, 2008
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