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Meat Fountain

When an army of fourth graders take a poop in your front lawn.
Angry Person: Holy s***!?! Those fourth graders just meat fountained my lawn!!
by dinotacular January 9, 2009
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found money

Money that you find where you least expect it; or, money you receive that is not deserved or earned. Such money is often believed to be cursed. In such a circumstance, the "Law of Found Money" applies: Spend the money as quickly as possible, or misfortune will occur.
I found a $20 bill in the Wal-Mart parking lot the other day. I spent it right then and there. It's the law of found money, you know.

Many lottery winners experience bad luck that is associated with the enormous winnings; I believe this is the law of found money at work.
by gothhenge July 8, 2005
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and then i found 5 pounds

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.

...and then i found 5 pounds."
by rarehairdude May 17, 2010
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shit fountain

when poop is dipersed out of your rectum at an alarming pace, much like a fountain
i got so sick, i was a shit fountain
by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 6, 2003
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Fountaining

Drinking from a bottle or other container without touching it with your lips
John: "Frank was fountaining my water but then he touched it with his lips. Now I can't drink from it anymore."
by fffountain August 27, 2013
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Foundered On

(Verb) A phrase that was popular during the 20th century that means to be tired of or burn out on.
We went to the movies every weekend; we were completely foundered on it.

She was foundered on her 4 hour commute from her house to work each day.
by OlFashioned November 13, 2013
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Foundy

A person who at high school only studied foundation level papers in their education. Tended to be people who had learning difficulties or just plain lazy and couldn’t care less about their education.
What’s that guy like? Aww mate he’s a pure foundy !
by MrDulaOblongata October 30, 2019
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